12 Porn Stars Do’s And Don’ts for V-Day
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there are plenty of reasons why you may not end up getting laid on Valentine’s Day.
You may be single with no prospects for sex. You may be in the beginning stages of a new relationship. You may be fighting with the one you’re currently with. Or, the lady that you’re dating may think you didn’t do enough on this holiday devoted to showing her how much you really care.
I’m in a unique position to help you guys avoid all of the above – and you can thank me by getting the word out and sharing my article with all your buddies!
As a host at Vivid Radio SiriusXM 791, I have immediate access to the upper echelon of adult superstars who also have radio shows there, so I decided to ask a bunch of them their advice on how to get you guys laid on V-Day – whether you were single, dating someone, or in a relationship. I can’t think of better experts to turn to for assistance in the arts of sex and seduction than Porn Stars who host erotic talk shows for the worlds leading adult company, Vivid Entertainment.
I asked eleven of my fellow Vivid Radio hosts (plus my sassy Single Life cohost Yanira) the same 5 Questions – their Do’s and Don’ts for dudes on Valentine’s Day. What I found fascinating, and I think you will too, is how relatable and universal their answers are. Sure, these gals are sex icons and you’d expect them to have high expectations, but at the end of the day these women want what all women want, and they’re not afraid to say it. Regardless of what we do for a living, or how much money you have, we all yearn to be treated special on the one holiday dedicated to romantic gestures that symbolize your love for us.
Valentine’s Day is a holiday specifically targeting and catering to chicks. My advice? If you have one in your life, or if you’re trying to bang one specifically on February 14th, go the extra mile and make her smile. She will reward you generously for your time and effort. For those of you reading this that resent having to celebrate your ladylove on one specific day, and think it’s a bogus commercialized ‘Hallmark holiday’ – Just know that we will happily return the favor with no complaints every March 14th on Steak and BJ Day!
Ash Hollywood – Host of Tap That Ash, live every Mon. 1-2pm PST / 4-5pm EST, and every Tues. 4-5pm PST / 7-8pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Chocolate is 75% off the day after Valentine’s Day, and all the girls who were alone that day will be looking for a comforting shoulder, and chocolate, after their sad holiday. (Seriously it’s the worst holiday ever for single girls!) As for the guys in a relationship… Pressure’s on buddy! Just make it something sentimental rather than spending a lot of money. It will go a long way. If you’re working that day, send her a compliment, or a memory of your relationship every hour until you see her, and show up with roses… Her clothes will melt off.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
Learn how to pick locks! Ha-ha – just kidding. Better luck with an armful of chocolates the next day. Seriously, the way into my pants is through my stomach.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
I’m a hidden romantic at heart. I once had a guy send me on an all-day scavenger hunt that had the most adorable, romantic ending on a rooftop with wine. He got the ride of his life after because I know how much trouble he went through to be sweet.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Teddy bears. Especially the ones that reach 3.5 ft. tall… That’s just rude. Where am I supposed to put that thing?! (The joke is funnier because I have two – I look like I’m trying to lure young 18 year olds in pigtails to my home.)
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
I never said money was important! It costs 5$ to make a candle (or several) in my favorite scent to make a romantic candle lit night.
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Christy Canyon – Host of The Christy Canyon Show, live every Mon. – Fri. 2-4pm PST / 5-7pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Treat their date like the queen she is! Spend at least 30 minutes licking her sweet pussy.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
I’m pretty easy…. for Valentine’s Day I want romance!!!! Dinner, movie and amazing sex, please!!!
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
I love it when a guy takes me shopping for lingerie and high heels….
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Anything having to do with electronics, or, household items…
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
Make me a delicious dinner, and a full body massage from head to toe…
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Annie ‘Fuckin’ Cruz – Host of Dirtiest Girl In the World, live every Mon. – Weds. 6-7pm PST / 9-10pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
While not having success or sex in the dating pool is a symptom of a larger problem in one’s social life, the number one mistake most guys make is not approaching enough women to even have a reasonable chance at being successful getting a date. Even the best looking, most suave guys I know have a rule of thumb that to date super hot women, they must approach at least 25 new women per week. So if you are not talking to 25 new women a week in person, you need to step up your game.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
Oh, that’s easy — just take my pants off! Ha-ha.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
Another woman! — as in, someone else gave me another woman as a gift, and we had a threesome.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Gifts that try to buy my affection.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
You don’t need money to have a good time! Personality wins over money every time. Three dates – which cost no money (or only a few dollars) that I have been on in the last month: Exploring and fucking on top of City Hall observation deck, ice cream in the park; a FroYo date, and renting kayaks at the beach.
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Mary Carey: Host of Mary Carey’s Happy Hour, live every Tues. 12-1pm PST /3-4pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
A nice dinner, present, and champagne!
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
Again, nice dinner, really nice present, and lots of champagne – actually dinner would do! Ex: Sushi place, for some sushi.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
I love new purses, but sometimes flowers work, too. Lol.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Tools, and sex toys (because I have my own)… And, a blender…
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
A nice thoughtful date – a picnic, the beach – just show effort. Oh, and lots of compliments. Flattery always works.
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Tanya Tate – Host of The Tanya Tate Show, live every Tues. 5-6pm PST / 2-3pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Treat your date special. Compliments, romance, and manners go a long way.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
A romantic dinner, with drinks… Give me lots of compliments, and a nice gift. If that chemistry is there, then my date is in for a good night.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
My best ever gift was a car.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
There is no such thing – all gifts are welcome. In fact, here is my Amazon Wishlist!
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
You can still do something romantic without money. It just takes a little imagination and creativity.
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Ashley Blue – Host of Blue Movies, live every Weds. Noon-1pm PST / 3-4pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
TAKE THE GIRL TO A RAD CONCERT, AND DON’T BE TIMID.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
ASK MY HUSBAND.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
ENEMA BAG.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
MAYONNAISE.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
MAKE ME LAUGH!
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Alexis Amore – Host of That’s Amore, live every Weds. 1-2pm PST / 4-5pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Give her wine, lots of wine, lol. J/K. I think that if you plan something romantic; dinner with a view – beach, mountains – a good romantic place always gets the panties wet.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
Don’t be pushy. Make slow moves.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
Lol, maybe I should not say! I love trips, bags and shoes. When I get my favs, that’s a for sure I’ll be fucking your brains out tonight.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Don’t give lingerie and that’s all. That’s a little selfish I think, lol. Always remember girls love other stuff, too.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
It’s not all about money; it’s about the company that you have on that day. Sunset date on the beach!!! Or, take a late walk in the park. Cook something for me at home.
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Tera Patrick – Host of Reign of Tera, live every Weds. 4-5pm PST / 7-8pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Be aggressive – be, be, aggressive!! Make your intentions CLEAR in a respectful way. Put in the effort! Make the plans, IE: pick her up, pick the place, and take charge!
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
See question #1, J/K. I respect a man who can just communicate what he wants to me. I’m all about action, NOT intention.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
The best gifts I’ve ever received were handmade not bought, and TIME. Yeah, I’ve been gifted jewelry, shoes, all the sweet girly stuff, but if a man takes the time to build or make me something, then I’m wowed because it shows thoughtfulness. In our fast paced lifestyle, I love a spontaneous getaway as well.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Hmmmmm, I haven’t received a bad gift yet, so…
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
It’s really all about making the time. Pack up a blanket and wine and head to the beach, make me dinner, and give me a MASSAGE yourself. Find out what an old favorite movie of mine is, put it on, and let’s cuddle with drinks, or yummy treats. It’s nice to be pampered and taken care of. Guys if you think ahead, plan ahead, and communicate in a respectful way, I will fuck you for sure!!!! Happy Valentine’s Day lovers!! Xxx
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April Flores – Host of Voluptuous Life, live every Thurs. 1-2pm PST / 4-5pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
I think honesty is always the best policy, so if you are interested in someone you should let him, or her know.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
Hmm, well it would take a very special person to get into my pants, but it goes back to the previous answer. I appreciate honesty, and someone who is forthcoming about their desire for me.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
To me, the thought behind a gift is very meaningful. Any gift that shows someone is picking up on what gift would make me happy, is definitely a turn on.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
I think clothing is not an ideal gift unless you know the person’s sense of style really, really well.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
A thorough, full body, head to toe massage costs nothing, and is always nice to receive!
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Aiden Starr – Host of Diary of a Dominatrix, live every Thurs. and Fri. 4-5pm PST / 7-8pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Always be considerate of your dates wants and desires. Is her favorite color red? Buy her a red rose. Is her last name Starr? Get her a necklace with a star pendant. From Tiffany’s… Hint hint. Additionally, you cannot be too in tune with her physical desires. Does she like getting head? Do it. Does she want a threesome? Try it!
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
I’m more likely to get into their pants, than vice versa! I have a really specific type. I love submissives! The better a girl looks crawling around on my floor, the more likely I will be to get naughty in the bedroom!
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
A girl’s virginity… I know. I’m a perv!
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Pets! Don’t give a pet! It’s too much of a commitment.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
Love, time and affection are free. The gifts that cost the least are always the most valuable. Handholding, and a romantic walk on the beach with a kiss at sunset!
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Julia Ann – Host of Julia Ann Live, every Fri. 1-2pm PST / 4-5pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Start first in the morning with little gestures, and continue with them throughout the day. Even simple texts telling them that they are wanted, needed, loved, beautiful, and cherished will set the tone for your evening together.
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
That was answered in question #1.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
It’s always the gift of love and relaxation. Clean my dishes and feed my dogs. Take some of the day-to-day responsibilities off of me, and I’ll have more time to love you.
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
I’m not into expensive dinners. Don’t buy me lingerie for Valentines Day. I’ll feel that it’s just a hint that I should dress up for you. If you are going to buy me flowers, a single rose from a florist that you picked out yourself, or flowers that you picked from a garden, means more than the easily bought bunch from the grocery store.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
For me it’s about the energy put into it, and not about money. Just put the energy into loving me, and showing me that you respect what I have to offer as well.
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Yanira Johnson – Cohost of The Single Life, live every Thurs. and Fri. 12-1pm PST / 3-4pm EST
- What’s one piece of advice you could give to guys reading this, who are either single or in a relationship, that would help them get laid this Valentine’s Day?
Hmmmm, I don’t know. Ask someone out I suppose. That works, right?
- What would a guy (or girl) have to do to get in your pants on Valentine’s Day?
Again, You can just ask me out, and we’ll go from there. Simple enough.
- What panty-dropping gifts have you gotten in the past that made you take off yours?
I have yet to receive an extravagant gift that would warrant immediate panty dropping. What am I supposed to be expecting, some sort of watercraft? Sure, I’ll drop my underpants for a boat. Better yet, a yacht named <3 Yanira’s Johnson <3 …yup. That works! Also, if you really want to make my day, I have some parking tickets you can pay off for me. A girl gotta park, right?
- What type of gift is a no-no for you?
Ohhhh here we go…. No stuffed animals, nothing that comes in a heart shaped box basically, no clichéd Valentines Day gifts at all.
- What if your guy (or girl) has no money, then what?
If that’s the case, then you can make up for it in a lot of ways:
- Dinner works.
- Make me a playlist. Thoughtfulness goes a long way, extra points for sure.
- Let’s take a late night drive somewhere, depending on how much fuel your broke ass has of course.
- I don’t mind just hanging out. We could make it a game/movie night. Or we could just have a living room dance party together. Again thoughtfulness will get you far.
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