S.A.M. Series – Porn Stars MILF Advice
In honor of Mother’s Day being today, Sunday May 10th, I put together a racy “Got MILF” holiday special for Vivid Radio featuring some of the adult industry’s top MILF and GILF performers.
Tune into Vivid Radio SiriusXM 791 throughout the day and night Sunday to hear legendary MILF tales from sex superstars Julia Ann, Mika Tan, Sarah Vandella, Melissa Monet, Karen Summer and Tara Holiday. You can also download the show directly from VividRadio.com.
This rowdy and eclectic group of female Porn Stars have 108 years of professional sex experience between them. The one thing I learned from this show; our libido certainly doesn’t slow down with age. These gals shared their erotic personal stories and on-set shenanigans, plus they revealed the best, and worst advice their moms gave them growing up.
Then it hit me, I had my next column sitting right in front of me. Who better than these wise women to help me dispense advice to all the mom’s out there, on how to access their “inner MILF” on Mother’s Day.
For those of you who have never heard of this acronym, (and trust me, you exist) it stands for, “Mom’s I’d Like to Fuck.” So, to be clear, a MILF is considered an extremely desirable and sexually confident woman. The standard is determined by a combination of age (usually over 30), and overall attitude.
Plus, MILFS may – or may not even have kids. A woman can simply exude a maternal quality or motherly influence. She can also be a step-mom, or an aunt, or a fur parent to an animal and be deemed a MILF. MILF is a broad term used to describe a wide variety of women.
We also debated the difference between MILFS and “Cougars” on the show, since most people confuse the two labels. In the adult industry, you can choose the genre of porn that you perform in. Some girls want to be billed as a MILF, and others prefer the title of Cougar.
Tara Holiday called in to the MILF special. She is a famous Chilean Cougar Porn Star, and collectively we determined – with the help of the #1 MILF on every aficionado’s list, Julia Ann – that it’s a Predator vs. Prey thing. Cougars go after men; men pursue MILF’s. One woman is aggressive, and the other is more passive.
Whichever category your wife, girlfriend or (God forbid) your mother falls into, Mother’s Day is her special day to be selfish and celebrate. If you are a lady reading this article, maybe your hubby or boyfriend passed it along to you, or you accidentally came across it, or someone you know shared it on your social media.
This is for you. Read on for sage advice from six of my MILF and GILF Porn Star friends on how you can “MILF-out” this Mother’s Day.
Janine Lindemulder – Legendary Adult Film Star, Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner Up 1990, former Vivid Video Contract Girl and Exotic Dancer with Blondage, current Grandma
At 46, and a GILF (grandma I’d like to…) I’m finally feeling comfortable in my own skin. My man prefers me au natural. Fresh from the shower, no make up, and letting my silver hair come through. I love it!
Daily he holds my face in his hands and tells me how beautiful I am. It makes the sting of time actually pleasurable. His daily kind words strengthen me. And with that, I feel free to love him, and give him good loving at all times, “grandma style”!
To be perfectly honest, high heels hurt my feet, G-strings irritate my butt, and bras constrict me. Comfortable, cozy, and clean is where it’s at for me. Ideal sexiness for this grandma includes a cotton tee, cotton panties, and knee high socks. With a few sweet words from my man… Shee-it! My toes will be pointing to the ceiling in seconds!
Mother’s Day is the perfect day to pamper yourself, and embrace your inner sex goddess. After spending some quality time with your kiddos (if you have them), get a sitter and unwind at the spa, or even just soak in a nice bubble bath.
Buy yourself a special outfit that makes you feel beautiful. Be sure to splurge on some sensual lingerie.
If you have a significant other have him take you to a nice candlelit dinner. Enjoy a nice bottle of wine, a fabulous meal then go home and remind each other why you fell for each other.
If you’re single, plan a fun girls night. Enjoy some wine and appetizers at a fun hot spot. If some hot young stud catches your eye don’t be shy. Go up and strike up a conversation. Take control and see where the evening goes.
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Tara Holiday – Licensed Massage Therapist, Aesthetician, and Chilean Adult Star specializing in MILF and Cougar Roles
The best advice I have for mom’s to help them MILF OUT on Mother’s Day is – KEEP HER JUICY.
And yes, I am clearly speaking of keeping your pretty pussy juicy. How? Jerk off…. Yes – masturbate.
You will feel yummy, pretty and relaxed, and EVERYONE will pick up on it, which will make you feel even better!
Moms…. you do so much for everyone. How about you start (and finish) your day doing something that’s just for you.
Love you, mommies!
T
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My suggestion for letting out you’re inner MILF for Mother’s Day would be to get dressed up, and do your hair and makeup. Then kick off your heels, and let your hair down, and just get wild. Show your man what he married, and have some fun in the bedroom.
Maybe get a toy and have him watch you cum. Start slow, and take your time in the bedroom. Also, there’s nothing wrong with trying new things. Maybe even go to the sex shop together to pick out the toy you’re going to use on yourself, or surprise him by bringing one home. Just remember, he married you for you, not as mommy you became.
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Melissa Monet – Writer, Director, Producer, Art Director, and MILF Porn Goddess
So what does it take to get your MILF on? Masturbate! It doesn’t matter if you use your fingers, a toy or the showerhead. I like to start my day this way, it sets the tone in a positive way for the rest of the day and I tend to glow…this attracts people. I know it sounds silly, but your pheromones kick in big time; women who feel fulfilled give off energy that other people pick up on. Also, if you start to fantasize, you get to play out ways you can approach someone, work out what you would say, and of course map out the outcome in your favor.
Dress the part. Don’t go out in your sweats every day unless you’re the sporty type and are actually participating in a damn sport. You don’t have to dress up, just dress better and smile. Wear something that fits you well and look around at other women with your similar body type whose style you can appreciate. Chances are they aren’t wearing oversized, baggy, unflattering or stained clothes. And don’t forget the lingerie. You don’t have to spend a lot of money for pretty matching things, but they sure do make you feel great when you’re wearing them. Don’t worry about what your body looks like. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, most lovers are not critiquing you the way you do yourself. Forget about that shit, the very first rule of MILFdom is wearing your badge of confidence.
Once you look and feel great, it’s time to engage. Yes, you might have to start a conversation. Be up on current events, sports or go for the easy… food. You can mention your children or your animals, but it shouldn’t be the focus of conversation. Anyone who wants to talk about his or her children too much is also setting up an excuse… including you! Easy outs are a given. You have kids and might have to go at the drop of a hat; you don’t need that looming over a possible tryst. And whatever you do, don’t bring up your ex. It is the other person’s business if you’re married or not, but unless this becomes something more, no one needs details. This is about sex, not about making another friend.
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Karen Summer – Legendary 80’s Porn Star, in the AVN Hall of Fame, current Radio Show Host and GILF Performer
Nowadays any woman in her 30’s or higher is considered a MILF. BEAUTY comes from within… so I’d say, “Be YOU.”
Know that ALL women are beautiful. Once you believe this, and you know this about yourself… YOU GOT IT GOING ON GIRLFRIEND, and YOU ARE A SHINING STAR – aka: a Magnificent MILF!!!
Noun
MILF (plural MILFs) (slang) A (putative) mother found sexually attractive; an attractive woman in her thirties or forties.
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