Listen Up Guys: Penthouse Magazine’s Top 7 Tips to Get Lucky On St. Patrick’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day is a day where we all come together to be with friends and loved ones to drink beer and to have fun. Who are we kidding? Many of you are going out there today to try and get laid. It’s the inevitable conclusion from what you get what you have a bunch of intoxicated single people under a large tent drinking cheap green beer.
Some get luckier than others because they know what they’re doing. Others don’t get any action because slurring their words and scaring the hell out of all the women is frowned upon in most establishments. I have good news for you: It gets better.
On this St. Patrick’s Day, Penthouse Pet’s Layla Sin & Jenna Sativa have some top-notch tips to help you get lucky. So, before you go out and celebrate with your pals (responsibly), commit these tips to memory from two lovely ladies who know a thing about what women want.
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